umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb
add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation
I bought my first car today :3
I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH
IM SO FAT AND DISGUSTING
I WANT TO DIE
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
this twitter is really fucked up at first you think its just about a dad and his coffe and then u find shit like
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.
oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak
…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.
listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about