I don’t see Jayne Mansfield, so it must be her night off or somethin’.
THIS ACCOUNT WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
"you should act more your age"
Alternate Universes are pure gold
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
me as a professor
my all time favorite tumblr post
Found this little guy growing in the middle of a cave, mother nature is truly amazing.
Update: i destroyed it